Αληθινό γεγονός..
Αληθινό γεγονός..
“Μανάβης -στο κέντρο της Θεσσαλονίκης- έλαβε μια μέρα, στο ταχυδρομικό του κουτί μια πιστωτική κάρτα από την τράπεζα που είχε λογαριασμό (τη γνωστή που σας έχει σπάσει τα νεύρα, τόσα μεσημέρια!).
Ιδεολόγος εναντίον των πιστωτικών, τηλεφωνεί εκνευρισμένος στο …διευθυντή της τράπεζας στη Θεσσαλονίκη.
-Σας ζήτησα εγώ κάρτα, γιατί μου τη στείλατε χωρίς να με ρωτήσετε; -Εντάξει […]
Posted on Saturday, November 15th, 2008
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RΕΜ
Αρκτικόλεξο των αγγλικών λέξεων Rapid Eye Movement (ταχεία κίνηση οφθαλμού). Φάση, κατά τη διάρκεια του ύπνου, στην οποία παρατηρείται αύξηση της εγκεφαλικής δραστηριότητας και θεωρείται ότι συνδέεται άμεσα με τα όνειρα.
U2
Το περίφημο κατασκοπευτικό αεροσκάφος των ΗΠΑ. Η πτώση ενός U2 σε σοβιετικό έδαφος οδήγησε, κατά τη διάρκεια του Ψυχρού Πολέμου σε μία από τις μεγαλύτερες […]
Posted on Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
Tough Love
Tough Love
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife’s wrinkled hand reaches […]
Posted on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
A man decided
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to […]
Posted on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Betty
ack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.”Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?”
“Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…”
“Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.”
“Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.”
“Three? When were they?”
“Well, Jack, remember when you were […]
Posted on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw […]
Posted on Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
